I check my alarm clock at least 3 times a night.

In the grand scheme of things, I'm not really a big deal, even though I tell you I am.

I wrote a 4 page paper once.

This blog is not unique.

87% of my thoughts are inappropriate.

I've got nothing against being healthy, I just despise the personality types gyms promote.

I'm not sure why, but I never write or draw on the backside of a sketchbook page.

I wish I could grow a beard, but I'm a girl.

I was broken once, but then I decided to stop being lazy, so I fixed myself.

My attention span is equivalent to a 6 year old on Pixy Stix.

I hear a lot of music that makes my ears puke.