I need you for fun and because I miss you.

I forgot my goggles so I can't synchronize swim right now.

Enjoy, be safe, keep your clothes on.

You need to go see an exorcist.

I call my guy so he can grammar check my work.

If life support came in human form, it would be you.

Keep in mind that every final decision I make is still just an opportunity for me to change my mind.

What you're doing is weird.

All of my senses turn into one when I'm looking at you.

If I die it'll be by some stupid accident.

You're more guarded now than you've ever been.

That lightning was just what I needed.

I made a decision I wasn't ready to make.

I can tell I'm going through some sort of life change.

You're acting like a human camera.

She's run background checks on every guy I've ever dated.

I mean, everything you have on doesn't look stupid.

I try to conquer and destroy the color pink.

I could learn from a 5 year old.

A night of reflection on Thursdays helps me to justify bad decisions on the weekend.

I plate my food for presentation, even when ordering in alone.

I better do something brilliant soon, otherwise I'll never make it on a Top 25 under 25 list.

I bike in dresses and skirts.

My maturity level might be regressing the older I get.

Just look at it this way, you have one more state to visit.

I think I'm used to your weirdness, or I'm just as weird.

That's heartbreak waiting to happen.

I don't like going to bed without telling someone goodnight.

I like that you like the weird stuff I do.

I have less original thoughts when you're around.

It doesn't matter where or what the party is for, you come with a dish.

I could learn a thing or two about being nice from you.

I'm the best kind of evil.

You should share your happiness with me.

We're going to fight, a lot.

I need music for everything.

Sounds like you're losing your mind. It's exciting.

I hope we get tipsy and tell secrets later.

I wish I had more friends like you.

But you're annoying me, so why?

To sum it up, I'm a contradiction.

It's fun to fade away.

I bleed sarcasm.

In hindsight, I'm starting to suspect that half the things I perceived as cool actually kind of suck.

People need to utilize handwriting more.

A sincere thank-you for disappointment, again.

At this point, it's basically a nap.

I like the way the world works.

I got it from the thrift store, it's men's.

You're weird in all the right ways.