I wish I had more friends like you.

But you're annoying me, so why?

To sum it up, I'm a contradiction.

It's fun to fade away.

I bleed sarcasm.

In hindsight, I'm starting to suspect that half the things I perceived as cool actually kind of suck.

People need to utilize handwriting more.

A sincere thank-you for disappointment, again.

At this point, it's basically a nap.

I like the way the world works.

I got it from the thrift store, it's men's.

You're weird in all the right ways.

Today is going to be the only day exactly like this, so you should just get over it.

I basically put the "creep" in creep.

I like to get a hug a day.