I try to conquer and destroy the color pink.

I could learn from a 5 year old.

A night of reflection on Thursdays helps me to justify bad decisions on the weekend.

I plate my food for presentation, even when ordering in alone.

I better do something brilliant soon, otherwise I'll never make it on a Top 25 under 25 list.

I bike in dresses and skirts.

My maturity level might be regressing the older I get.

Just look at it this way, you have one more state to visit.

I think I'm used to your weirdness, or I'm just as weird.